Gotta be in for a rampage next couple weeks

2nd half of the season eze Run-invertz Clutchssard Awakened super saiyan Gyokeres (high on hopium) Shootdegaard Bring on 2026 We have a title to win😤

Big Gabi will make up for that

What about in the UCL fella?

He’s always been this good. You don’t get over 300 premier league appearances and nearly 100 caps for Nigeria without being that good.

Just found out unc is short for uncanny. All the guys playing pickup ball think I'm halfway between the familiar and the grotesque

I love how milk is so alive it’s almost schizophrenic. Put some cultures in and it yogurtfies. Add some acid, you’ve got cheese. Hundred of types of cheese based on just waiting times. Insane. Cook it and it caramelizes into thick nectar. Steam it and a cappuccino is born. Ice

microphone is camera that take pixture of sound

I had a crazy client today: My head was splitting this morning. Too many spicy margs at the Moose. My client is "Brad." Private equity, NYC. He shows up late, yelling at his assistant on the phone, and snaps his fingers at me to carry his skis. He’s wearing a heated vest and

is this real life?

can confirm that this is incredibly false

Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us

The Alex Honnold video live: ghoulish, macabre, end of civilization The Alex Honnold video as a recording: spiritual, life-affirming, beautiful

guehi’s homophobia is sabotaging our backline. we need the homosexual togetherness that arsenal’s back four has. that’s when we start the title charge.

Although really trying to beat Man City with Arsenal top of the league is just another example of Frank not understanding the club. Could be the final nail

Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao? In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.

The gym not even the hardest part, it be the fucking eating

odd time signatures are just regular time signatures to a guy like me

in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa