“You’re Mexican? You don’t look Mexican.” Yes, what am I supposed to look like a quesadilla?

social media got y'all fucking brainwashed istg

Hosting a #BoriBrunch This Sunday! Get those RSVP’s in Let’s get lit baby WE OUTSIDEEE💫🚀

Google said tea is better than water cus it gives you antioxidants. So I googled antioxidants & they protect your cells from free radicals…so i googled free radicals…which are atoms, molecules, or ions that have at least one unpaired valence electron…now Wtf do that mean

may my hair get longer and healthier & may my ass get fatter. AMEN! 🙏🏻

Went downhill as soon as I took off my red bracelet… iykyk … 😳

If we don’t get along I just act like you don’t exist. Ain’t no beef lol. I just don’t care about your presence anywhere

dónde los venden?

Ayer compré un paquete de tangas. A ver H&M, ¿es necesario tener este pedazo de testamento en el medio del culo?

“y con quién vas???” con los mismos tres pendejos ma, ya sabes

yo cuando no veo a mi amix en 2 días:

When she gets all pretty for you

“i’m just resting my eyes” me actually passing out 5 min later

pa' mi que yo nací pa' estar solo

THANKSGIVING EVE NALGONAS!!!manifesting the food you eat tomorrow only goes to that ass and not ur stomach🫶🏽☀️🦃🍁🍑

She is absolutely right! Part 1 ⬇️

Thoughts? (Part 2⬇️)