Someone just asked me a question. If red wine is the blood of myself, then what is white wine? Should I tell them or...

And you’re welcome America. Now accepting new prayers.

Could someone please explain to this poor soul how to correctly google? Thanks

He is suffering from delusions now. Can someone please get the old man admitted? He is losing his mind

I can’t tell of this is a hissy fit or someone letting their child doodle on a newspaper

Their photoshop skills need some work

You don’t have to campaign when the current guy in office is doing a tremendously terrible job. Probably the worst job ever.

!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

And this is just one of the douchebags that hold a leadership position in America. Now do they understand why the rest of the world is laughing and why America can not be great again until morons like this are replaced?

12/9/2020 This day will go down in history as the day my Dad got hacked and learned an important lesson about two factor authentication. And to not set your password as “BieberLover420”

So what are you all getting me for my birthday tomorrow?

I didn’t say the end would be signaled by trumpets. I said Trump/Pence

I hope you all have a happy and healthy new year!!

Oh my Dad, this guy is still in denial

The holy bible has been proven to be 90% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range

GUILTY

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Hey Facebook, did you try turning it off and back on again? If that doesn’t work, we can try a flood. That helped reset things in the past

Sounds about right. #TrumpAnnouncement

Praying for Damar Hamlin right now. Please join me 🙏🏻