I failed him. He was eaten alive and the kids are currently running towards me. Ima forget about him and run for my life

Remember Genos, punch people or monsters in the head its natures snooze button. You just need to hit it hard enough

Oh yeah, candy day friday I'll grab some for King and Fubuki. Be sure to have a nice weekend everyone and to be safe!

Such a delicious snack. I hope nothing steals my food I heard there were monkeys around here

Sorry I wasn't here yesterday, I was finding Sanji in Mexico!

You vs me let's go

Parody purge what's that. Does this mean I can steal all the groceries I ever wanted

If any of you try to stop me in this grocery store I'm going to paint this entire city red. Long live the purge

I meant what I said. Now to snack and relax

So anyways, with everything going on. What's the deal with the hero association Do they think im bad because im bald or what

Mr. president, you seriously want me to play the piano to him as a signal of peace?

Evolution

Hey

Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man

So I'm at Target for groceries and I see a big doggo. Why couldn't you be real...

Finally took Saitama to the Capcom Cafe. I had to forcefully make him hungry with food pictures for half an hour to convince him, but now we’re gonna be eating good!

Oh hey Lapis, Peter and I are in a hot tub and he's been telling me all about what's happened since. You can't forget the good times huh Lapis