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TheSimpChimp

@thesimpchimp

I’m a freelance simp.

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calendar_today23-03-2017 05:27:00

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Thank you for this opportunity, Goddess. Your ruby-flecked hair beckons toward your arctic eyes. Your wayward gaze makes me want to entertain you with gifts and worship. Your succulent lips are those of peach slices, positioned delicately next to your sharp, feminine nose.

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Thank you for this opportunity, Goddess. Your Orchid mouth blooms with velvety petals while your Lily skin reflects and takes-in the light. Your green Lady Slipper eyes unfold to reveal their white ovules and your Scarlet Pimpernel hair looks to smell of pollen and nectar.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. Your candy store delights tempt like a child unable to choose a favorite confection. Your cotton candy hair whets the appetite for your bubble gum lips. Your deep caramel eyes are flanked by licorice lashes and peer across your jelly bean nose.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You’re the balance between light and dark. Your shadowy fallen angel hair frames your glowing paladin face like the evening does the morning. Your red district neon lips tease as your Virgin Mary eyes condemn them. A beautiful battle never won.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are a siren basking on the shore. Your wet-look lashes drip from sea spray onto your stormy coastline eyes. Your sweet singing brunette hair draws in passerby’s, but they stay forever for your supple forbidden fruit lips; always to be yours.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are the Garden of Eden. Your paradise hair flows like a forest canopy. Your pure faultless skin is built in the image of the divine. Your creation eyes hint at the infinite while your forbidden apple lips threaten the destruction of man.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are a lunar eclipse. Your tidal eyes are the oceans of the earth, pulled to and fro at your whim. Your crescent lips crave a whisper of daylight but your moonrock skin shines brightest at night. Your phosphorescent hair defies the darkness.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are a lively ballroom soirée. Your flamenco hair pirouettes gracefully beside your vogue face. Your jitterbug eyes set all who see them into a free spin, while your foxtrot lips swing through the grapevine. Your Bossa Nova smile dips hearts.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are delectable patisserie. Your cream puff skin pairs best with your caramel truffle eyes. Your angel food hair slices down your profile but your sweet strawberry macaroon lips are icing on the cake. Your brows a confection of their own.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are a galactic desert queen. Your four-moon hair mimics the dunes in a sand storm and crowns your head as would a supernova star. Your oasis eyes contrast the heat of your skin, and exchange a drink for a soul. Your lips are succulent roses.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are a masterpiece fresco inspiring religion. Your omnipresent eyes are sacred green garments. Your scripture blonde hair emits pure light. Your chapel skin hosts your glorious stained-glass lips below steeple brows and a relic adorned nose.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are a fine cigar filled with exotic leaves. Your fiery ember lips burn hot with each addictive puff. Your ethereal green leaf eyes are visions of a higher dimension. Your tightly wrapped figure emits your smoky flowing hair and burning aura.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are Ancient Greek Goddess of the night, Nyx. Your Gaia eyes are primordial green pools of creation. Your Venusian mountaintop blonde hair casts a shadow of dark night during the day. Each word from your sleepy pink lips echo with dreams.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. Your rich oak hair rustles as you grow beside me. Your tree ring eyes burn cinders into my heart while delicate limbs climb into my soul. Your sapling lips thrust strong roots into mine while we share in the drink of our love.

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Thank you for this honor, Goddess. You are warm, fresh milk and sticky, sweet honey. Your honeycomb pupils float in the pools of your pure cream eyes. Your honey butter skin nourishes hungry souls. Your frothy voice drips with pleasure as your paradise lips ripple with song.