“ Drinking almost two gallons of water a day is all fun and games until you’re rushing to a bathroom every thirty minutes. “

“ Please tell me kids nowadays know Everytime We Touch by Cascada. “

// late #munday featuring not my face bc I look like big garbo today

“ Life’s too short not to play in the rain. Unless you don’t wanna get sick. Then don’t do it. “

“ Mmmm still sleepy... “

“ 50% of the time I know what I’m doing and where I’m going. “ A pause. “ The other 50% is just me screaming internally until I figure it out. “

" Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy... "

“ As the weather gets warmer, don’t forget to stay hydrated! If you find yourself without a water bottle, don’t hesitate to stop me. I always keep two filled on me at all times. “

// as someone who’s pursuing a programming career, I’m destined to get carpal tunnel. I’ve accepted this fact, but if my wrist could stop hurting until after I’ve graduated college and gotten a nice job that’d be pretty dope

“ If people are made of like 60% water, does that mean I can control 60% of a person? “

“Why not!”

// I think my cashier at TJ Maxx lowkey was checking me out and that never happens to me so I’m confused

// #munday from my shopping this weekend. I’m wearing this shirt today actually

“ Is it almost swim season? I can’t wait to take a dip in the ocean. “

“ I’m gonna head to the store. Does anyone need anything while I’m out? “

“ I’ve been feeling under the weather recently. Guess that means I need more water? “

// ya ever get roasted by your own mother for being single because it just happened to me and I feel betrayed