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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was, and then it dawned on me...

What do you call an alligator in a vest? ...An investigator.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? ...it was soda pressing.

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Remember when AHS was good... :/

Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.

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President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.

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