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𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆, 𝑩𝒂𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒚… ————————————— *. The angry bully *• Extremely closeted Bisexual *. Ships /only/ with chemistry *. Heavy trigger warning *• Info Below ——— #Scυмвαɢ ———

“ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ’ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ? “ — Elvira, Mistress of the Dark ⛓🦇 roleplay / fan account vid cred : haunted.hearse on tt

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What's more crazy is that Dustin understands Eddie's language, or he likes to think he does.

ooc : twitter needs to stop hiding my followers! 😤

ooc : was she eight? 🤔 i remember she was five or six. 🤷‍♂️ help?

. . . . Great point. But. It's different with Dustin and Suzie. Pst. Still ew, by the way.

[The paper ball bounces off Dustin's head and drops straight to the floor. Thank God that wasn't a spitball] Yesssss? [Without turning to look at Lucas. Too engrossed in playing Pac-Man. Game isn't going to finish on its own, y'know.]

TWO SCOOPS OF OREO MINT ICE CREAM PLEASE.

Okay. Who are you? [Acting Sherlock's style, Dustin rubs his chin, circling Harrington and looking him up and down.] And what you done to my mom? [Mom, as in he meant Steve]

[Ouch, ouch, ouch. He didn't just insult his awesome taste for ice cream]

[Now, this is straight up groSS. Hurls six ways to Sunday]

.... huhhh? Are you trying to confuse me, man? [Swear to God, if this is one of Eddie's ways to play with his head, he will stomp his foot]

I EAT WHAT I WANT, MAN. UNLESS YOU PAY FOR MY ICE CREAM, THEN HUSH.

No problem. Can you sneak me in there after-hours?

[Dustin turned Eddie's Hi-Fi stereo system on full blast. The heavy rock metal music should do it. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP!]

If they had rebuilt the place, we can get in through the air ducts. Problem solved! [Not a reckless plan. Just a good one to get free sweets.]

Last time was different. We were under attack and the Russians were up our asses. We are free to crawl to wherever we want now. WHY AM I GETTING WEEPY YOU DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER OREOS, MAN? [FYI. Eddie traumatized the kid.]