She’ll chop you up and add you to her next batch of stew should you touch her admiral…~ 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙚’𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙙𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.~

“Attention everyone! It’s time for dinn— WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY?!”

“…screw you Ooyodo…”

“Hey~! Is anyone hungry?”

“Quit runnin’. I just want you to take ONE bite.”

“Oooooiiiiii! I made curry! Who wants some?”

“Abyssal naval mines are actually quite tasty once you remove the tentacles and slime glands and marinate them!”

“Admiral wants tacos…?” Nod nod. “Can do!”

“Maybe you’d like dessert first…~? …please don’t say no I wasted a lot of whipped cream and Nagato will kill me—“

“What’s with the look? It’s hot out alright? Need someway to stay cool…”

…𝘏𝘜𝘍𝘍…

She took up a job at a maid cafe for some extra cash… …she regrets it immensely… “H-Here’s Your Soufflee… A-Anything else I can get for you…?”

You know the buns are fresh if they’re still steaming…