New posters for The Stand Newcastle Fresh photos of my face on them. Ppl said I look like I've been spunked on in the others- nah it's fizz man.

I SAW IT LAST NIGHT. IT WAS REALLY GOOD. FREAKY. VERY DIFFERENT TO ANYTHING YOU'LL SEE IN NEWCASTLE RIGHT NOW. ACTORS WERE GREAT. AND FIT ;) x.com/Alphabetti/sta…

I'm Gagging for a drink. Come along - I might give you one 😉 x.com/StandNewcastle…

It's going to be Savvy with a twist 🔀 😈 x.com/NETheatreGuide…

Sometimes,I think about being wrapped in a blanket on a soft sofa, sipping a cocoa and writing prayers.Then I 🤔.. I could die so I go out.

I'm off to Gdansk. Right now. BYE (PA) BYE (PA) BYE (PA)

A week tonight imma playing The Stand Newcastle I've tried my dress on. It fits. You might see my vagina but at least it fits on my belly.

“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” Joan Collins

I've fake tanned my legs for tonight. And washed my hair.

chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/whats… Cheryl if you're in NCL The Stand Newcastle Chronicle said you should come see me. I talk about you(mebes) #lvu

Not long. I belong at the sea... 👶 I'm excited x.com/Panic_c_button…

The fab SavvyB arrives at South Shields The Customs House on Thu26 Jan - Review: nomorepanicbutton.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/review… Tickets: customshouse.co.uk/theatre/an-eve…

Rashers, always be with me x.com/rashbrm/status…

It's today! Come to Alphabetti Theatre + watch Rob suss what to do with a diary he stole. One of last shows in the space! alphabettitheatre.co.uk/whats-on-menu/…

H & R will be telling the T at this bad'n'nasty cabaret night 20th Feb @ProhibitionBar_@lazlopearlman #badandnastyevents #antiracism

Glamour flashbacks The Customs House #SavvyB #aspirational #wine #performanceart

Paranormal activity The Customs House #SavvyB

QUIZ NIGHT and PFRMNC ART Mixtape_music_uk Friday Night at Dun Cow Sunderland.City Rashbrm

I went to Live Lab last night. #parklife #sexwithrobots WELL DONE YE LOT 🐶🍷🌸🍻🚽💩