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The Savage Expert | MBA, PhD

@thesavageexpert

Also known as ‘The Doc’ | 157 years experience. Favorite phrase: “it depends”.

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Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I remember this fact from the footnotes of slide 17 of a healthcare project I worked on 35.4 months ago.

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Today I'm thankful for all the Karens out there that keep us on our toes at work and one comment away from HR disciplinary action

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If Pete Davidson can date Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski, Ariana Grande, and Kate Beckinsale then you can definitely get a job in management consulting

If Pete Davidson can date Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski, Ariana Grande, and Kate Beckinsale then you can definitely get a job in management consulting
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*Journey of a consultant* Month 0: “So excited. Yay impact!” Month 6: “Is it always this intense?” Month 12: “I don’t think I can survive any longer.” Month 18-48: “I’m going to quit” … Month 48: *Quiet desperation* … Month 60: *Quits* <The end after a few therapy sessions>

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Top 10 reasons why prostitution is better than consulting. 1. You sometimes get to choose your clients 2. Hotel and other expenses are directly billed 3. You actually receive the high hourly rate clients are paying for you 4. No dress code 5. Close client interaction at all

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How I got a job at McKinsey: 1. Wake up at 4am on the day of the interview 2. Squeeze in a good workout 3. Have a solid protein rich breakfast 4. Arrive to the interview on time 5. Ask your CEO father to call the senior partner and give you an informal referral

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If you have ever sat on the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 52 minutes.

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How the senior partner expects his team to react when finally showing up to a client meeting, after ghosting everyone for 2 straight months

How the senior partner expects his team to react when finally showing up to a client meeting, after ghosting everyone for 2 straight months