Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I remember this fact from the footnotes of slide 17 of a healthcare project I worked on 35.4 months ago.

What’s the point of having a PhD and post doc when you can just do 6 months of consulting to become known as the subject matter expert

Today I'm thankful for all the Karens out there that keep us on our toes at work and one comment away from HR disciplinary action

If Pete Davidson can date Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski, Ariana Grande, and Kate Beckinsale then you can definitely get a job in management consulting

“We are more than a team. We are family.” Me:

*Journey of a consultant* Month 0: “So excited. Yay impact!” Month 6: “Is it always this intense?” Month 12: “I don’t think I can survive any longer.” Month 18-48: “I’m going to quit” … Month 48: *Quiet desperation* … Month 60: *Quits* <The end after a few therapy sessions>

Top 10 reasons why prostitution is better than consulting. 1. You sometimes get to choose your clients 2. Hotel and other expenses are directly billed 3. You actually receive the high hourly rate clients are paying for you 4. No dress code 5. Close client interaction at all

Kredibol 🙋

The present day me looking at photos of younger me, before joining an 80h per week job.

How I got a job at McKinsey: 1. Wake up at 4am on the day of the interview 2. Squeeze in a good workout 3. Have a solid protein rich breakfast 4. Arrive to the interview on time 5. Ask your CEO father to call the senior partner and give you an informal referral

My new response whenever someone finds a mistake in the deck I made

If you have ever sat on the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 52 minutes.

Indeed, one of the most common in the industry.

“Consulting is like a midget at the urinals, it requires you to always stay on your toes.”

Stressed out analyst coming back from a 20 mins bathroom break not knowing their phone was connected to Bluetooth the entire time

This is a masterpiece 😂

How the senior partner expects his team to react when finally showing up to a client meeting, after ghosting everyone for 2 straight months

At 305am on Sunday for the 12th time, trying to relax and get any sleep sleep possible before the 7am flight to client site.

Me before going on holidays: "Please, kindly reach out to DN if you have any questions" Them: "Who's DN?" Me:

Can I call you mista?