Just checking has Dennis Allen been fired yet? Times a wastin’

That aughta do it. If Dennis Allen is still head coach of the Saints by nightfall tomorrow I am going on strike.

This next tweet is for the CEO of Ballpark brand, specifically the hot dog bun department: Get Bent

⁦College Football Playoff⁩

Alice Li from Oregon is most definitely going to yell at me at some point today, wish me luck

Frankly I’m glad that owl is dead

Anora deserved every bit of that and more. Top tier film.

Peter Zahut

Teenjus

Didn’t get a “my pleasure” at Chick Fil A this morning, bad omen

Nico Iamagetkickedofftheteama

What’s the statue of limitations on telling someone they never venmoed you for a pizza?

Has Paul Pierce made it to work yet?

Outstanding #HomeRunDerby , the Yankee coming in dead last was icing on the cake

Wingstop should warn you before you order that you’re gonna have a bad day at work tomorrow

Highly likely that in the distant future I pin today’s Wordle as “the day it all went wrong”

TOWELIE NOOO

W

Most insane ESPN notification I’ve seen in awhile