not to be elitist… but he sent me a driving pic & he didn’t have a screen in his gage cluster…

something tells me… nope!

no bc if you take a picture in your car there’s a 100% chance I’m looking to see if you have buttons on your wheel or not

blocking me on everything AND NOW going private? babe you’re a twink! pack it up

me watching Conrad’s ‘panic attack’ like bae please ACT BETTER #TheSummerITurnedPretty

gonna start saying I remember where I was during 9/11 like who tf is gonna check me on that??? (I was not even 1 yet)

the fact that I was too fat as a kid to be a Catholic priest’s type is really making me want to KMS

the way emily 🫧🎀🍥 is getting more action than me (and IM ON PREP) :(

bitches will say they’re gluten sensitive just for attention

just found out rupi kaur is a woman… I thought that level of cringe could only be written by an old man

best emoji: 😻

do homeless dogs know they’re homeless???

I’m a simple man… all I need in life is cock & (diet) Coke

Who cares about boyfriend dick… I need boyfriend bank account… boyfriend credit score!

people who do cold plunges do it for the attention fr

I need a PAWB

when people ask me if I’m a Meghan fan!

I’ve moved on from the J name curse… but now DEEP in the C name curse!

doing some light reading, love this little quote from Leviticus 18:18!!!