Frankies for pizzas and rock and roll this Sunday 7pm onwards!

How do you make friends in real life?

Dads who have comb overs are pretty funny

What do you reckon would happen if I actually ate an apple every day?

When you go to a bar and you're wearing a hat and people take the hat off you're head while you're in the line or something. That sucks

I secretly like seeing people's posts not get many likes.. I wonder if that's bad.

When I get my first million I'm buying a car. I mean views not dollars... Million views..

Are you supposed to hash tag on Twitter. How do I make it connect? #hashtag? #hashtag #hashtag!

How do you make friends in real life? Someone should invent an app for that!

People that pull you up on this. "Going up to Melbourne." "You mean down!" "Cunt, if I go up long enough I'll get there eventually." Dbaa