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Andrea

@theroyaltheif

The King's amnesic thieving assassin, certified royal criminal.
Dungeons and Dragons OC. Multiship.

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linkhttp://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Tiefling calendar_today03-09-2017 03:56:43

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❝...I get that you wanted to make a stupid pun, but I really don't think you know who you're talking to. I wasn't scolding you, it was just criticism of your dumbass decisions.❞ x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝Oh, I'm terribly sorry that I chose not to blindly submit to the gangs that already wanted me dead. I send my deepest apologies!❞ The fiendish girl rolled her eyes, giving a louder scoff. x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝Calling them 'local punks' just makes them sound like edgy teenagers. These people kill innocent families for no god damn reason, you expect me not to do something?!❞ x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝There ain't nothing small about this, and I don't take help from people who can't even help themselves.❞ She waved him off, giving a firm ❝Hmph.❞ x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝Wow, you look great for 200, dude! I bet you could still take down monsters without even tryin'!❞ ❝Sorry to hear about your loss, but hey, new friends will always come around. That's something to look forward to, right?❞ x.com/GnomishScholar…

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❝Nothing to worry about because Daddy Dearest can get all the maids to clean up everything before doing some /other jobs/. You wouldn't last a day on your own.❞ x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝Oh really? Wonderfully illegal, but I can't talk. How much gold do you make yearly? How's the state of your house?❞ x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝Uh-oh, I made the baby upset. How awwwwwful. Where I come from, it's totally normal to lose your memory with four other people and tell them everything you find out about your shitty ass life. And I only smoke that sweet as hell grass.❞ x.com/CruelPersona/s…

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❝Chill, gramps. Let's not think about death right now. Why don't we take a trip down to the pub? If you like drinks, that is.❞ x.com/GnomishScholar…