The Old Homestead is washed

You won’t call a He a She but you called Samuel L. Jackson his full ass name your whole life… no questions asked

Boardwalk empire is just awful and on my quality-budget index it may be one of the worst artistic expressions of all time

If I were born 20 years earlier I would have done something extraordinary so I could get on Elizabeth Shue’s radar. Beleeeeee dat

I’m just so jubilant that Cold Specks is back

Seven and LA confidential are two of the most overrated pieces of garbage of our time

Of all the things you can be in life don’t be “cute”

"You got a haircut!"

I hate you

Death is a millimeter sized figurine dancing at the tip of your nose

According to my calculations 20% of American households have a ring camera and there are about 3 people per household so I hate approximately 88 million people right off the bat

“Margs and guac”

If I die today let the last thing I see be the pigeon statue hovering over 30th st and 10th ave

Faith and misery

Hamilton Leithauser is an amazing artist

Why have you slept on P.P Arnold your whole life?

Mona may have been a whore but she verrrrrry rarely gave him shit

“Whoa” - Joe Rogan

The movie Ex Machina is the ultimate indictment on mediocrity. Let one mediocre person in to the creative process and it’s all ruined

He has a point