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Rob Emrich III

@therobemrich

Founder Acruence Capital, PM $XVOL, OCIO, Allocate. WTI, Futures, Vol. Spreads, Generalist. Humor, Cat pics, Animal Welf, Hope is not a Hedge. NOT INVEST ADVICE

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Tired of phishing emails posing as DocuSign? Use this rule: Create a rule: IF subject contains “DocuSign” or “Signature Required” AND sender domain is NOT docusign.net or docusign.com → Move to Spam or Quarantine This alone blocks ~80–90% of DocuSign

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Most of the time, the greenest choice isn’t replacing things, it’s repairing them. There are exceptions (efficiency, safety), but skills still matter. Learn to solder. Use tools.

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At this point I just assume every video on X is fake. Wild that the platform can’t slap a simple yellow triangle in the corner of AI-generated clips so you know instantly what’s real. This would be trivial to implement; and trust would skyrocket overnight.

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Precision over prestige. If I ever buy an “expensive” watch, it would be a Seiko Astron GPS Solar. Atomic-clock accurate ~1 second lost over 100,000 years. A great Rolex can lose 15 -30 seconds per month. Different objectives.

Precision over prestige.

If I ever buy an “expensive” watch, it would be a Seiko Astron GPS Solar.
Atomic-clock accurate ~1 second lost over 100,000 years.

A great Rolex can lose 15  -30 seconds per month.
Different objectives.
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Volatility isn’t what pushes clients out of portfolios. Not understanding volatility is what scares them. Education isn’t optional… it’s how clients experience the future before it arrives.

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Please use your platforms to find Camila Mendoza, 19. She vanished on Christmas Eve. She was last seen leaving her home. Camila is 5'4" tall and 110 lbs., and "was last seen wearing a black hoodie, baby blue pajama bottoms and white shoes. She may have had her car keys and

Please use your platforms to find Camila Mendoza, 19.

She vanished on Christmas Eve.  She was last seen leaving her home.

Camila is  5'4" tall and 110 lbs., and "was last seen wearing a black hoodie, baby blue pajama bottoms and white shoes. She may have had her car keys and
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A forced liquidation of a futures position due to unmet margin is a clearing-level trading event, not proof that the legal entity is insolvent.

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This thread is the best write-up I've come across on the Captain Condor blow-up. I feel bad for the folks that got roped in. Condors can be a great trade; I'd been doing them for decades but these guys made some very freshman mistakes. These problems were so easy to see coming,

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X idea: Time Capsule Tweets Write a tweet today. Lock it until a future date. When it unlocks, subscribers see it with that original timestamp; predictions, receipts, messages to the future.

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Led Zeppelin performing "Going To California" Live at Earls Court, 1975. People at this concert could not realize how lucky they were. Seeing one of the greatest bands ever that would only last a few more years. No drums, no bass, just a guitar, a mandolin and a voice.

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In my late teens I loved going fast on motorcycles, sometimes stupidly without a helmet. Once I launched from a stoplight, (Katana 750) didn’t realize I was already at ~135 mph on the highway, lifted my head above the windscreen and my eardrum instantly blew out. Incredibly

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Uncomfortable Truths: A Q&A with ChatGPT Pro What every options manager has known for years… but the investing public has not. Q: Hey ChatGPT, what is considered a “JV platform” for advisors? A: A JV platform is a large, firm-governed advisory platform designed to function for