hot girls grew up doing the summer reading challenges at their local public library

A Taurus telling their bestie about a meal they had

is your boba really worth it

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

normalize reading the plot of horror movies on Wikipedia because you’re too scared to see them in theaters

Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to Be Smart: ow.ly/e8Mf50KZ1Lm

How do you say “I promise I’m smart my brain is just fried” professionally??

This week, I got a pay increase and then finally won a game of Monopoly.

were my involvements that obvious...

bless her little heart

Vet just called to confirm pop corn's appointment tomorrow and I am very sad they addressed me by my name and not The Kernel.

is that my bestie in a telfie?

pickles are great til you’re in one