When your nine year old starts humming “Industry” in the back seat…

Things I was told today: “It’s hard to tell when you are being sarcastic because there’s no change or modulation in your voice. We have to listen.” That’s right I’m a sassninja.

Instead of asking why kids would listen to TikTok and post a threat… Ask why they are so desperate to be heard that they have to go to TikTok to be so.

Day 1 - Aspirational College T-Shirt Fridays I told Roy Ferretiz last year, I’ve got enough Iowa shirts to wear on College Shirt Fridays, but since I have juniors, I wanted to elevate my students’ expectations for themselves. Katy Shannon Wampach delivered for Christmas.

Hey Ted Cruz I was listening to your questions today and I have one of my own. This you?

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