Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”? You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national

He was collateral damage. 🤷‍♂️

Suckers!!!

As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President Donald J. Trump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending. The Department of Government Efficiency mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.

Exactly

Where is the man who wrote these words? Was he replaced by a body double!?

I feel like I’m the middle of a messy break up.

I don’t understand. Why won’t they just do as I tell them to. Surely they understand that I’m a very stable genius.

BREAKING: an image has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI

President Donald J. Trump meets with Harry Potter of Hogwarts in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Potter presented the President with his Triwizard Cup in recognition of the President’s extraordinary proficiency in the dark arts of misinformation, illusion and reality

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The message of Trump’s letter to the prime minister of Norway signals that the president “genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him,” Anne Applebaum argues. theatln.tc/P354UMw6

I’m just a bully. What can I say. And I’m going to ignore the fact that I now live in the United States thanks to an English boat landing here in the 1600’s.

Who do they think they are???

BREAKING: US Senator has officially called for Trump’s removal from office under 25th Amendment of The Constitution of the United States

©BOCHKOV: DEPRAVITY AS A CALLING Melania Trump is neither a person nor a character. She is an empty form displayed in the shop window of power — a mannequin mistakenly given a microphone. There is no position in her. No thought. Not even a coherent lie — only gloss,

BREAKING: Over 40,000 Australians just asked their government to block the proposed Trump Tower development on the Gold Coast