WRIANNA HUDSON!!!!!! AT 86:59

GIMME THAT 5TH STAR!

If any of y’all ever decide to learn to read, start with The Lorax

Hey Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com Trae Crowder yall gotta get Bryan Andrews on WellREDpodcast ASAP

Football might have sucked but we won a natty this fall and neither Miami nor Florida did… It’s always a good day to be a Seminole!

I will take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about Philadelphia sports fans if yall give you know who a nice big warm Philly welcome when they show up

What radicalized me, you ask? Punk Rock and basic human decency. It really is that simple sometimes

Oh boy I can’t wait to see what Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong have in store tonight

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Lost my grandfather this morning. In this moment I find myself grateful for Ross Bolen’s sage advice… CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS

Bobby Lee is what happens if Ken Jeong dropped out of high school

Oh, like when you fled the state of Texas and hundreds of your constituents froze to death? SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP.

Sunrise conversations with the ocean. 10/10 would recommend

Someone stop this insanity before a nuke gets launched.

howard dean yelled a little too loud at the 2004 Iowa caucus and was deemed too unhinged to be president just thinking about that for no reason today

🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same

This is a really fucking dumb idea for dozens of reasons. Biggest one being…who the fuck is going to want to listen to his nails on a chalkboard ass voice for 2 hours once a week?!

Beartooth Noah Kahan

Absolute fucking incompetency. I have students with learning disabilities who have better understanding than these ADULT GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES.

Complete detachment from reality. Dementia is dangerous, folks