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Taking bets on when the House will nominate Spirit Halloween as Speaker.

That sound you're hearing is a frightened nation frantically searching "What is Mambo Sauce?"

#UNCShit Is that how this works?

Anyone who thinks Elon is a "thought leader" for changing the name of Twitter to X clearly never listened to Watchhouse

Jay Williams: Carolina Fan

I hope Godzilla Minus One has a sequel and they call it "Godzilla Minus One Plus Three" so that would make it part two. Then I hope I get invited to the premiere and that I can bring a guest. Then I can go see "Godzilla Minus One Plus Three" with a plus one.

TRIPOWSKI.

Clemson has never won the ACC tournament, but until just a few minutes ago, they had a pretty good shot of winning a national championship. Has there ever been a national championship-winning basketball team that hasn't won their own conference tournament? #MarchMadness

Song lyrics as emojis: 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍🍌☎️

RIP Kinky Friedman Hope you left the cat in charge.

Just found an old friend in the attic! Michael Ian Black

This is my guy.

Vote for whoever, but I'm going for the folks who aren't trying to get me to buy their shoes, NFTs or coffee.

We're coming up on the 10th anniversary of Dragmatic's first record At Least We're Not Dead Yet, so we're doing a GoFundMe to help press it to vinyl for the first time. We're at 60% of our goal, so please check it out and help if you can! gofundme.com/f/help-dragmat…

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It's Bandcamp Friday, so it's a great day to get your vinyl copy of At Least We're Not Dead Yet! Bandcamp is waving their fees today, so we get all the proceeds of sales up until midnight tonight. As always, thanks for your support! dragmatic.bandcamp.com/album/at-least…