This feels like the kind of tweet that you will quote forever @MattHuppert1

Air, but it’s about Activia getting Jamie Lee Curtis

Kid that randomly comes up to you

People in Chicago can see the best long form improv in the world and they’re going to a Taylor Swift concert?

my brain right before i get my period for no reason:

Cubs ace Marcus Stroman has donated $20k to Brave Space Alliance, a South Side Black- and trans-led LGBTQ+ center. The donation comes as Pride events have been contested across pro sports. But "this is evolved allyship. It moves the needle." blockclubchicago.org/2023/06/07/cub…

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Rina Sawayama calls out Matty Healy before playing her song ‘STFU!’ at Glastonbury: “I wrote this because I was sick & tired of these micro-aggressions. This goes out to a white man that watches Ghetto Gaggers & mocks Asian people on a podcast. He also owns my masters. I've had

The Asian students who brought the case against Harvard saying affirmative action for Black students was keeping them out of seats at the elite college are gonna be really shocked when they find out that this ruling won't make more space for them, there will just be more white

“SCOTUS has ruled—”

Multiple Supreme Court justices are really saying “I can take tens of thousands of dollars in bribes but you peasants shouldn’t get some of your student debt forgiven”

This is a problem with therapy. It’s not enough to just go. Some people use it effectively to better themselves and understand their behaviors. The worst of us use it to justify behaviors and create a shield of infallibility under the guise of “doing the work”

There’s no reforming this

My traumatic responses love to respond

Is this a depressed thought: You can eat oatmeal anytime ?

Could kinda go both ways if you’re eating out with this much enthusiasm

Love to be a hater here to say this is a hare

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

"We are nearly sure that we are alone now. No one hears us... The problem is to be sure that we can evacuate the neonatal patients because we have about 37 to 40 premature babies." Dr Mohammed Obeid, surgeon at Al-Shifa hospital, shares his testimony from today⤵️

WOW. Another resignation from the Biden Admin just hit, this time from a uniformed officer, U.S. Army Major Harrison Mann. Read is letter here: