The Waterboy is now streaming btw

it’s official this is the best tiktok to exist

got engaged on facebook for attention and it only has 3 likes after 22 minutes. fuck this. fuck everything

I deleted tinder cuz one time I had a girl come over but she didn’t look anything like her profile so I pretended to lose my wallet and had her help me look for it for 35 min before saying the stress of losing my wallet had killed my sex drive and she should just get an Uber home

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

Do you like him or does he just have a truck🤷🏻‍♂️

How are we gonna save the tigers tho

Tayshia: “I could go home with this man. Brandon is everything” Chris Harrison: #TheBachelorette

Tim just asked me if Britney Spears was one of the spice girls 🤣

My boyfriend is in Vegas this weekend and got so drunk he paid a rando on the street $200 to walk him home 3 miles. He forgot Uber existed.

The AT&T guy was really like “fuck these girls I’m going to break their fence to get a wire and just lay it on top of the grass” WHO DOES THAT