Anyone else spend hours watching The Ellen Show clips on Facebook? Like wow it was just 11 am and now it’s 2....

All I want today is to play with dogs. Wait.. that’s everyday.

I got told yesturday I have spicy eyebrows. Idk about you but compliment my eyebrows and you’ve basically won my heart.

life hack: u can’t be sad if ur asleep

is this my gut telling me something is wrong, or am I overthinking and reading into everything way too much - my life story

words hurt. they can sometimes kill you in ways you never thought were possible. we must always remember to be kind.

I hate that women’s intuition is always right

I feel like some people need this insight.

Idk who needs to hear this but bitch you suck at money management. Stop spending your money on dumb shit, stop impulse buying, and most importantly cook at home and stop eating out... bitch

When someone calls my dog “he or him,” and I correct them and tell them she’s a girl and they continue to call her a boy... I just want to ask them if they’re blind and can’t see this angelic ass princess right in front of their face.

Officially done wasting my time

netflix and chill is dead. take me to an art museum and lets look at some trippy amusing shit and then fuck me in the bathroom