I’ve been watching a big ass spider, who I’ve named Henrietta, outside my kitchen window for about a week. She’s just building her house, minding her business. Well, I go to make a coffee tonight and see Miss Etta got herself a Henry. Damn spider gettin more action than me.

The news stresses me out, for years. I feel like my whole life we’ve been on the verge. On the verge of a world war. On the verge of disaster. On the verge of collapse. Our generation is the generation of anxiety. The verge generation. Shit is exhausting. #Never51

Dear Trump, Why you so obsessed with us? Not so sincerely, 🇨🇦

America, What the hell have you done? Sincerely, The rest of the world. #thebeginningoftheend #ohhowthemightyhavefallen #imsadforyou #leavewhileyoustillcan

It’s always been the fucking guns.

It’s been a day. Isn’t that the usual timeframe for “thoughts & prayers” to be forgotten when there’s been a shooting? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

If you watched that rally, because it def wasn’t a memorial, and saw anything other than a deranged lunatic, then you need your head checked. Also, if you have children with autism, I’d start hiding them. Because I’ll put money on them trying to steal them for experiments.

He’s gotta go.