When a customer has used a computer for 25+ years but apparently doesn't know where the Start menu is when they call tech support.....

listening to all the reasons why you're not needed as a consultant after you've been brought into a company to help

It's odd how if I don't reply to an email quickly enough it's seen as poor communication, when my manager doesn't reply to an email quickly enough it's seen as "I'm busy" - Aren't we all you utter fuck-nugget