#Drunk #Lion

#Nurse

#TheOffice #DavidBrent

Who's with me? #amwriting #amreading #ThursdayThoughts

#aye #Bagpipes #Scotland

Former waitress sends cafe $1,000, apologizes for stealing a.msn.com/06/en-us/BBLnd… #Conscience

Sneezes Around the World People in English-speaking countries tend to say “achoo” and French-speaking countries go with the similar sounding “atchoum,” Germans say “hatschi” and the Japanese say “hakshun.” #Sneeze

This Mom Had a Hilarious Response to a Man Who Told Her to ‘Cover Up’ While Breastfeeding in Public a.msn.com/05/en-us/BBLFf…

ViaAir passengers claim airline stranded them 450 miles from destination, denied compensation a.msn.com/03/en-us/BBLFT… #AirTravelWoes #ViaAir

In honor of #NationalBookLoversDay and the fact that I have too many books, I’m giving away these books! To enter, just #retweet this tweet before 8/16! Five randomly chosen winners will get to pick a book & I’ll send it to you! #giveaways #GiveawayAlert #books

This Bride Canceled Her Wedding After Guests Refused to Pay Her $1,500 Attendance Fee a.msn.com/0E/en-us/BBMvY… #brides #Crazy

The World’s First Beer Hotel — With In-room Taps and Shower Mini-bars — Is Finally Opening a.msn.com/03/en-us/BBMng… #Beer #hotels #BeerHotel

Not recommended. #Wife #superangry #superhero

Yep, there's a difference. #introvert #INFJ

Silence is an art which many have yet to master. #introvert #solitude

#FellowWriters: Pen and paper vs. computer. How do you write? #writerslife #amwriting

Employee Raises $18,000 For Widow Who Only Had $3 to Put in Her Gas Tank a.msn.com/01/en-us/BBN3x… #kindness #payitforward

Novelist who wrote about ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ charged with murdering her husband a.msn.com/07/en-us/BBNdt…

A butt is a real unit of measurement for a cask of wine. A buttload is about 108 Imperial gallons. #Nowyouknow #AmWriting

During World War II, the United States began rationing shoes. Citizens were allowed three. #Doh