Mark Pope Out

Hello Mr Mark Pope I’ve been doing some analytics. It seems like Gonzaga is making a concerted effort to put their shots inside the orange ring on the goal and it seems to be leading directly to points each time. Something to consider for the second half.

The Who’s down in Whoville all look the same and seem to all share a last name, which suggests it’s a deeply incestuous community. The grinch looks much different and is not named Who perhaps making him the result of an extra-family affair?

We hear them singing Dahoo Dores in the movie, but the rest of the year the Who down in Whoville sing Pinball Wizard and Baba O’Reily

I'm never gonna danth again. -Careless lisper

Recency bias wasn’t even really a thing 20 years ago

I have it on good authority that when Rhianna said “we found love in a hopeless place” the hopeless place she was talking about was Southern Indiana

Is it just me or have people become extremely materialistic? They think all their problems will be solved if they can just buy one more trinket or if you'll just pay them back the money you owe them for the tickets to Butter (a Korn cover band b/c you cover corn with butter)

Instead of feeding the 5,000 with fish and loaves for a day, I think Jesus should’ve taught the 5,000 to fish and bake and fed them for a lifetime. Just my opinion

Wait, you’re trying to tell me that Jean clawed Van Damme?

If the pursuit of Mambo No. 6 has taught us anything it’s that Lou Begas can’t be Lou Choosers

Ok AI guy. AI can code. AI can write technical documentation. It can read a contract. But can AI frame mog Clavicular? Can AI jestergoon and jestermax instead of chadfishing moids?

If I ever found out there was a fish god my first thought would be “holy mackerel”

Here is what I know about the ongoing situation in the Middle East. I know the Ayatollah’s in Iran. I know there’s Russians in Afghanistan. And I know there’s wheel of fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide. I don’t know much beyond that though.

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

Connor O’Malley videos are very difficult for me because I love them and find them hilarious, but I can’t share them with many of the people in my life for fear of them having me committed if they find out this is what I find funny

They’re just kids but the players for Sienna have let the nation down and should feel bad

Barabbas being set free and Jesus being crucified is the ultimate reminder of the importance of voting

Guy who doesn’t really understand how haikus work

Hey Kristi Noem you like what you see?