the rest of you would be safe. it's him i want. but you're involved with him! so, dang...

screw dorayaki, FRIED CHICKEN IS AMAZING

what is happening. who is santa

[growl... grumble...]

i'm offended...

[sipping on a slushie that's blue and red, also wearing a pair of sunglasses. it's barely spring, yet he's burning up!]

[glancing at him and his icy suffering. loud slushie slurp.]

ehh? it's too hot. don't know what you're talking about. [a sly little smirk.]

not anymore! the dark lord fixed that for me. [squinting right back, lifting his shades to do so.]