This will surely put Ogden-ville on the map!

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Pretty confident that with the way (I assume) PCA was raised, he won’t be getting ejected anytime soon 🙃

Washington Bobby Generics

If “around the horn” can have mute buttons, why can’t the presidential debates? #wehavethetechnology

Kevin Cash taking out Blake Snell:

Live look Bryan Cranston on #YourHonor :

But, was it like $20 bill generous, or did he put in a nice crisp $100?

“Closing time. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t trade here.”

When “Home Alone” meets “The Secret Life of Pets.”

“It’s the taste you can sea!”

In staying dedicated to his brand as a two-way player, Ohtani will be pitching to himself in the Home Run Derby.

Can’t wait for the Guardians-Angels series!

Respect that Never Have I Ever can reference the satisfaction of solving a New York Times Wordplay Saturday crossword and the 1960 Oscar Best Picture “The Apartment” in the same five minutes. You get me Mindy Kaling.

Stumbled upon the early 2000s gold of Fear Factor and apparently there was a blind date edition! Wondering if there was a second date here… 🧐

Love me a good @jeopardy season finale cliffhanger . . . can’t wait to hear how Matt Amodio spent his summer vacation!

Returning to tweeting with a very important question: Does Edgar Allen Poe exist in the universe that “The Fall of the House of Usher” on Netflix takes place in or . . . ?

The next time i throw a garbage bag down the trash chute without thinking I might have thrown my phone down there also would be the first.