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Ross Pomerantz

@therealcorpbro

Comedy | Sales | Stanford GSB. @ corporate.bro on all platforms

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7 months ago

In Vietnam, people believed that a solar eclipse was caused by a giant frog devouring the Sun, while Norse cultures blamed wolves for eating the Sun. Whatever it is, if it wants to eat me as well I’m down cuz I’m sick of updating Salesforce. #eclipse #corporate #9to5 #TakeMeAway