Hot take: dating is harder for men who actually care about doing things right.

Just got put on my next next comedy show 🥴

COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago It was 7 years ago

in this generation where everyone is always on their phones, late replies are pure intentional.

phone be in her hand every time you see her too lol

Happy Friday to me 🫩

nobody wants 6 hoes, y’all are annoying as fuck. i can’t even tolerate one

If the Seahawks win im running butt ass naked down my block

Id buy all the girls I have on social media flowers on valentines , unfortunately I ain’t ballin like that so here’s a fist bump big dawg 👊🏽

Wild how some of yall moral compass stop working when kids are getting 🍇ed, impregnated, and literally EATEN by politicians. And crazy how the celebrities we love so much are awfully quiet about it too

Ignorance is so fuckin bliss

Ain’t you at home. Goofy ass

how dating feels these days

Man I love saying dumb shit, I thrive off my own stupidity

peter not over the girl he fumbled 4 years ago he’s just like me

#repthehalo

Can’t wait for the angels home opener 😮‍💨 catch yall there bb

Buy a pretty girl flowers this week