Cancel culture has been canceled.

December has to be the most spazzyiest month of the year

Everybody belongs somewhere. You just have to find it.

Anyone wanna sink my Battleship?

Im just here waiting for the Fat Titty Milf Jiggle bowl….

People that have their own selfies as their lock screen scare me

Why would I make my bed when we just gonna fuck it up again?

Is pussy considered a meal? Asking for… someone

What’s with the stupid thirst questions?

You know that person who shoves scared skydivers out of the plane? I think i'd like that job

She be wearing ugly sweaters all year round….

Tit pics > dick pics

She’s a bitch but her pussy tastes like skittles… so tomato tomahtoe ya feel me

If she can hang ornaments from her nipples than that’s my kind of girl

This place is full of stupid shit and people posting the same thing over and over. Zzzzzzzz

Sometimes when I stretch I squeeze my nipples real hard and glitter comes out

Ain’t nothing like a blanket, a solid movie and cold weather outside… maybe some whiskey. My vibe

Here’s a secret…. Rapunzel never wants to leave her tower because she keeps all the good shit there… I swear the Red Queen is getting suspicious….

For the mad Hatter’s Halloween party I’m gonna dress like Cinderella, which basically means I’m gonna wear a ball gown and be a bitch to everybody all night #Halloween2025

Moby Dick? Nah more like Moby Clit… amirite