Why is grocery shopping so freaking exhausting? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Fairly happy for someone who has to wear a cone almost 24/7 🤣🤣

You fucking bet!

When Metallica and Nickelback are the bands that calm your severely autistic son? Yeah, I’m doing this parenting thing right where music is concerned😏😍

Between switching to homeschooling from public school, finishing deadlines, and planning some big things this summer, I’ve kind of disappeared from social media for WEEKS🫣. So…

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When your almost 6 year old begs to do math at 5pm 🤣🫣 #homeschool #homeschoolingmom

Guys…I let my almost 6 year old pick the colour of my dog’s harness. I have regrets🤣🤣🤣

#NewProfilePic Much easier on the eyes. White is killing my migraines every time I open the app 🤦🏻‍♀️

She really is my child 😂. Get my girls a doll app, and the first thing my 6 year old does is make a Halloween witchy doll 🤷🏻‍♀️

This gives Tim Burton vibes. I’d totally rock it as a wedding dress! You know, if I wasn’t already married 🤣

Ever been thrown into a fuck around and find out situation where they have no idea what kind of bomb they set off?

It’s been a week, so here’s to no tears and just rocking out to badass songs that make us feel good! Carrie Underwood #girlpower #strong

No one hits me right in the heart and soul like Gary Levox and Rascal Flatts …today is one of those days that remind me why you guys are forever my favourite artist/band.

If we could lose the flowers (between asthma and allergies, I would die lol) then HELL YEAH!!

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If you want to know a #Leo, take your time and be patient because they are selective about the people they mingle with.

Trying to outsmart a #Leo will only cause you headaches in the long run. They always know how to play the game better than most people.

Every time a #Leo gets a weird feeling about a person, they be right.

Be advised