Dear New Yorkers, If you’re heading to the U.S. Open today, don’t forget your can of soup. Your donation will go straight to the cause.

Remember when Trump said the birthday card he signed and sent to Epstein “doesn’t exist”? Anyway, here it is:

House Oversight Democrats have released a letter from the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's "birthday book" bearing Donald Trump's name. The president has denied writing it. cnn.it/3JTWGpN

That's definitely his signature. Just saying.

Today it was confirmed that the president told the world's most infamous pedophile and child sex trafficker: "We have certain things in common." For any other president, it would be the biggest scandal of their lives, possibly career-ending. For Trump, it's just Monday.

"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!" Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible

True Story.

Patrick Bet-David Pay no attention to all of the explicit calls to kill democrats, publicly execute leftists, murder trans people, and get anyone who says anything bad about Charlie Kirk including using his own words fired. But, sure.... you guys didn't Riot.

Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences. The modern American right in 2025, folks.

Pete Hegseth

If my child sees a gay person on TV they’re being indoctrinated but if they imitate a drooling bigot podcaster well gosh that’s just inspiring

Where is the bullet wound???

Homeland Security I fixed it for you: “Rent is too high!” Corporate landlords bought entire neighborhoods and jacked prices so high you need a co-signer just to breathe. “Groceries cost too much!” Billion-dollar food conglomerates are price-gouging you while bragging about record profits.

Dear Son. We want the fat ass. Stop making men gay

🤍 Teutonic American 🤍 Mandy Nuclear? Those kids are from 4 wives!

The White House this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

Instant all-timer here: