Good morning, Xitter!☕☕☕ Seems rather fitting today.

If Andrew taint had a doctorate in ethnic studies, he’d still insist you call him Doctor

He finally got his windsock working. A day late and a dollar short for this fuck wit.

I think we’ll be seeing a lot of this over the next four years.

On the one hand I completely agree, but on my other stronger, more mature hand, I suggest we once and for all move the fuck on.

Mike Lee’s Twitter account is basically a day in the life of a disingenuous pussy.

This is code for I love love LOVE British pale ales.

I watched this movie about cliff climbers and asked wife what’s your joy of missing out list? It included Cliff climbing, caving, tornado chasing, sky diving, hang gliding, shark cage diving, BASE jumping, scuba, bull riding, street luge. Full agree bloviatedclothiers.etsy.com/listing/173533…

Repealing all tariffs and ending the Jones Act would be a recipe for huge economic growth and success for USA and the world! Let’s do it! Jobs, opportunity, lower prices, and growth!

The new Pope has spent his life loyal to an aging institution, plagued by declining attendance, tainted by an infamous scandal, run by ancient men, and known for crushing the dreams of young boys. That’s right — he’s a White Sox fan.

Pfffft

In the spirit of graduation season, which flask would you use? There is a correct answer.

This dog is more disciplined than half of this country

If you think you're having a bad day, just remember that Flughafen Wien/Vienna airport has a desk for those who landed in Austria instead of Australia.

The real Mecca

Genius!

Park City Utah. So touristy I could hardly bear it.