"Fear not, for I've finally returned after a long hiatus to grace you all with my bubbling presence once again. You're welcome."

"Please tell me all the wannabes have vanished. Nothing is more sad than seeing some upstart kids' magician acting tough because they can cast a few simple spells."

"Idiot. I insulted their capabilities not their age."

Appears over @IntrepidForHope's head and ever so casually drops on her.

Fake gagging noises.

"I knew she was obsessed with me."

"Cursed more like it."

"Make no mistake, I'd allow The Harrowing to claim you all were it an option, sadly, yet again I've been called upon to play savior. You're welcome."

"Ew, it's still alive."

"I said it first though."

Steals all of @IntrepidForHope's snacks from her pantry.

"I refuse to acknowledge the fact they opted to choose an oversized flying rat and a talking monkey for this dark justice team or whatever it's called over me."

"Death and destruction."