Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax… Them: What band are you in? Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band 😬

The British government learnt of the data leak in August 2023. 24k Afghans secretly granted asylum, costing British taxpayers up to £7 billion. The government covered it up. Who was in government? Home Secretary: Suella Braverman Immigration Minister: Robert Jenrick

When a court sketch of Prince Harry ended up with John Hartson (as Prince Harry) and Alan Carr (as the judge).

During the Vietnam War, Donald Trump received five draft-deferments: four for education and one for bone spurs in his heels. His father Fred, although he was of draft age during World War II, also did not enlist or serve. Trump’s paternal grandfather, Friedrich, was born in

Reform - the change the country need 🤣🤣

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So Farage - ran UKIP and it imploded - was the second worst attending MEP - Led a Party where some were in receipt of Russian bribes - sold you Brexit - said Brexit would solve migration as black and brown people would come instead of Europeans - backed Trump - sold out to

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

The most pub closures this century happened in 2017 when a staggering 1950 pubs closed their doors. The next worst year for the pub industry was 2013 with 1300 closing that year. Don't remember a huge campaign boycotting Tories from pubs then. Almost like theres more to it.

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This is a Private Eye Magazine cover from FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.

Sophy Ridge In 1998, as a young Lobby journalist, I wrote an extremely well-sourced - and true - Guardian front page story. At the time, Rupert Murdoch, part owner of Sky, which had the Premiership TV rights, was considering a bid for Manchester United .

Why is Jack dressed as a French philosopher? #SilentWitness

It's a zebra Karen, not a zeebra #TheApprentice

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