This damn edit gets me every time

I'd be buying this so fast!

I pay internet for this

Whoever's the last person to be raptured, can you turn the lights off as you leave? Gracias.

Share this video for no reason. #viralvideoday

Post a selfie. Cheat!

some of my favorite moments of the cannes film festival: 1) nicole kidman looking effortlessly cunty in 2003

i need an official uno anime now

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Remember, folks, the NFL season starts in 79 days, so get your politically themed "I pretend hate Taylor Swift for social media clout" Tweets ready! You'll also get a bonus prize of jack shit if you stick to your NFL boycott while she gets SECONDS of screen time. ¡Hasta luego!

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Never let them know your next move

Why the fuck is "Man Cards" a thing? If you need imaginary symbolism to reassure yourself of your masculinity, then go for it, but know that it's stupid and I'll laugh at you.

This Dave Grohl love child situation really has got the best, the best, the best, the best of him.

Shoutout to Tesla for Robocop's Roomba.

While Mariah Carey is unthawing for another two months of that one song, I'd like to remind the alarmist Christians that there is no war on Christmas. Inclusion isn't war, and no one's banning "Merry Christmas." Wake up, damn it.

Korn was so right when they said Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma-da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ayy-go

Mariah Carey checking her bank balance after the Christmas period