Mosquitos are the bane of my existence

Y’all ever heard of The Temptations?

Chapstick is always slipping between my grip. When will I actually finish a tube of Burt’s Bees lip balm without it deciding to sign the divorce papers and taking half of my belongings with it. Pomegranate. I miss you.

I predict 2023 is gonna be a fantastic year.

Steve Harvey Steve looking like a VIP from Squid Game

What the hell is a no bones day. Why is everybody saying this. You’re false you all have bones in your body. 206 bones to be exact. Stop with this nonsense.

An Evening With Silk Sonic is so good I can’t stop pissing my pants. Silk Sonic

Thank you The Temptations for spending 4,453 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3RwQ26h…

It was phenomenal

nok nok whos their spargus

How did I just discover “In The Stone” by Earth Wind and Fire. This song makes my booty jiggle.

I want a charcuterie board so bad

Lmaoooo wait a mintue. Will Smith slapped the shit out of Chris Rock 😂 #Oscars

Did I just watch Will Smith punch Chris Rock on live television?

Y’all ever wonder

My hands reek of milk

This is an actual text my mom send my dad

Like I know the song “Kung Fu Fighting” by Carl Douglas from the album The Soul of the Kung Fu Fighter is kinda racist, but I have to admit it is kinda a bop