OMG. I am dying. I am deceased. The greatest £63 I have ever spent.

No, I’ve seen his act.

.Sir Frank Marcois are you bringing any of your idiot Brexit mates to The Albion today? If so I need to put some sheets down.

Frank, I've cleared your corner for you. Cheers, Colin

Hi James Melville 🚜, do you still want that cosy table for two? Cheers, Colin.

Last night we disrupted Priti Patel MP because her #Rwandaplan is cruel, morally bankrupt & it will cost lives. We demand the Government drops this widely condemned policy & provides support for people seeking safety. No matter where we come from, we all deserve dignity & respect

Glorious 70 seconds of Nigel Farage going from uber-confident, to absolutely crestfallen.