[ Ant Fam 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Widow Fam Annoying the ever loving shit outta each other.

@ Melina, @ Natasha

|: "You are. You died." Help why did that send 😭

No. I would much rather eat cactus than hug my traitor daughter.

... what

It is Red Guardian to you.

I love you too, MY ONLY TRUE SUPPORTER IN THIS FAMILY OF HATERS.

Hmph.

"Maybe, and I apologise."

Nobody loves problems and they called me one.

Sometimes I wish I didn't love you so much ... fine, fine.

You're supposed to get rid of problems, not want them.

"I do not understand any other country that isn't Russia, so I ferl you there, magical girl."

"You think I do not know what the multiverse is? I am just saying Russia is a complex universe of its own. You have to experience it to understand."

Proof or it didn't happen.

Opening his arms wide for his mean little spider ... "I hate how weak I have become. It is embarrassing."

"Hmm ... I wouldn't say mean. Just two very blunt and brutally honest daughters. But still, I wouldn't have you any other way, itsy bitsy. Makes me worry less about you girls."

If you happen to see this wild and aggressive bear eating cinnamon roll, please return her to me— We have to discuss something very important.

"Hold on one moment now. Can you repeat that one more time? I think my ears are playing some nasty trick on me."

... This conversation is OVER. He has nothing.