I started baking some banana bread waaaay too late this evening and now it refuses to be done. It was supposed to be done like 10 minutes ago!! I want to go to bed!!

friend: hey can we reschedule i dunno if im down to go bowling tonight me, having reconstructed my entire being around the concept of going bowling at 7 tonight, watching my world shatter before me: yeah its nbd

I hate being a Purdue fan

BTFU BABY

I’m so upset

using coastercam on roller coaster tycoon 3 just to feel something

8 whole years of my antics #MyTwitterAnniversary

MASCOT OF THE YEAR...AGAIN. 🏆🏆🏆

𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄! We asked a few friends to help with this year’s World Cup roster announcement 🤩 Visit ussoccer.com for full details 🇺🇸

It’s so dumb that a McDouble at the airport is $5

IM A MENACE FIRST AND A WOMAN SECOND

Elon Musk and the rain can’t stop me from tweeting about soccer today. GO SPIRITS!!

i was born to be some kind of nocturnal city animal like a rat or raccoon

FIRST CAREER 3 FOR ZACH EDEY!!!!! @Zach_edey x Purdue Men's Basketball

sad

with the first pick… Caitlin Clark, guard, University of Iowa.

TL is currently all WNBA content, I’m so proud