couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this

Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) Crazy that fan got to hold the Lombardi trophy before Dak Prescott 😂😂😂

Living in my neighborhood is basically just a crash course on how to outrun or evade pitbulls.

"yeah babe I'm almost ready to go, just gotta put my sleeves on"

Only been LIVE for 20 mins over on and we are peaking at nearly 100 viewers and 500 SUBS! We need the #FluxFam verified over here as well! Trainwreck 💙

Dogwood trees are a crime against humanity. The Geneva convention should be protecting us from this nasty shit

Prison

Season 3 is THAT Season for WZ 2 😈

one of the best king of the hill episodes is when hank has his entire worldview rocked by how weak george w bush’s handshake is

Too Short’s neighbors:

Working for a regulatory agency taught me one thing: insurance companies wouldn't exist if there wasn't money involved. They use avoidance theory and bogus denials to deter you. Then you've effectively paid them a big monthly premium for zero benefits. Rinse and repeat.

AR15THEDEMON Full time Twitch streamer for 5 years. I've been streaming on Kick part time for 6 months now. Personally would love to be able to focus 100% of my time and energy on Kick and a contract would make that possible. Also, my community loves it on the green app 💚

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

Y'all remember net neutrality? Yeah this is why it was important.

Vegas after scripting the game and setting the Chiefs/Jets line at ±8:

Butker absolutely nuked that field goal.