Ask Assclown a question...learn all the secrets of life that keep you wondering!!!… instagram.com/p/mmwJtmMQMP/

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There's always too much hummus and not enough pita! WHY??? Somebody please explain! #theadventuresofassclown #lifequestions

I got to meet my hero last night!!! #theadventuresofassclown #hero #myhero #Easter #malleasterbunny… instagram.com/p/m2X7CnsQHM/

Why don't rabbits make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls!… instagram.com/p/m4JLf4MQJj/

It's Ask Assclown Thursday again! Got a question? Need some advice?Head on over to the facebook page… instagram.com/p/m442uQsQOI/

Remembering our soldiers who are away from their families and serving our country this Easter! God… instagram.com/p/nAyYYtMQLJ/

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Don't be a dick! Daily words of wisdom, brought to you by: The Adventures of Assclown. #theadventuresofassclown #dontbeadick

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Common sense is slowly drifting away into the distance....like a log in a river.

W.T.F.???? Visit our sister store, Jone's Barbecue and Crematorium....our ribs are to die for!… instagram.com/p/rLR4fnsQIj/

Apparently it's illegal in Texas to swing a dead cat in order to prove that you can do so without hitting something #theadventuresofassclown

Assclown's gardening tip of the week - never hit a fresh dog turd with a weed whacker. Don't ask, just trust me. #theadventuresofassclown

Shit just got real! #Theadventuresofassclown #donotangerthebunny #bunny instagram.com/p/r-R-kAMQAy/

Passive-aggressive people can passively and aggressively kiss my ass!!! #theadventuresoffassclown #growaspine #passiveaggressive #kma

Smartphones just surpassed childbirth as the leading cause of hemorrhoids in the world. #theadventuresofassclown #painintheass