DOCTOR FREEMAN IS HAVING A VERY SAFE DAY

SOMEBODY KICK THAT ALIEN [ERROR: WORD NOT AVAILABLE] OFF THE PLANE

Gordon Freeman...I took notice that you did not have the presence of a "lifeguard" at your...beach

SORRY FOR THE SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE OF DOCTOR FREEMAN. HE IS UNDERGOING SOME CHANGES. PLEASE WAIT A LITTLE LONGER.

Update on why I haven't been posting: short answer, this week is full of tests and I needed (and still need) to study. Hopefully I'll be back soon.

Wait a couple more days and we should be back in buisness

THE BLACK MESA ASSOCIATION IS DEEPLY SORRY FOR GORDON FREEMAN'S DISAPPEARANCE. HE WAS JUST LOST IN AN IKEA LOOKING FOR A NICE CHAIR TO PUT IN OUR DINING ROOM. HE THINKS THIS ONE LOOKS RATHER NICE.

YOU KNOW THE HEALTH AND SAFETY POLICY OF THE BLACK MESA ASSOCIATION, AND SO DO I.

DOCTOR FREEMAN IS GOING TO TEACH SOME KIDS ABOUT PHYSICS. HOPEFULLY NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAPPENS.

DOCTOR FREEMAN'S RESUME STATES: "I'm kind of like Batman but instead of fighting crime I listen to weezer"

DOCTOR FREEMAN IS ONLY 2 PIXELS

Behold, Twitter. Your new Lord and Master. Darkseid. Fall to your knees and surrender or be disintegrated. The choice is yours.

DOCTOR FREEMAN DO NOT DO IT

@PeacockCartoony ParoSLASH! Gordon Freeman Rayman

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