If you don’t think my sinking jungle cruise boat memes are funny, than you’re in De Nile.

I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

Here we go my #wannabewednesday fam, another great and simple look inspired by almost_readyblog for you! I was feeling some pressure to show “great” looks, get dressed, throw on makeup. But y’all, that’s not real… instagram.com/p/B9VOPH3ADU3/…

When I found out that disneyland was closing, I thought...well, as long as waltdisneyworld is still open, there’s hope for the world. Now that I’ve found out they’re closing until the end of March, I’m getting these… instagram.com/p/B9qCBZQAzOk/…

Shout out to all you mamas with businesses to run, jobs to manage, people to worry about, households to keep afloat...all while adding homeschool teacher and circus ringmaster to your resume. From one friend to… instagram.com/p/B93QU7GAUNy/…

While we are all practicing #socialdistancing let’s laugh at how excited a hair cut makes my kid. 😂 If only I could get this tickled by a haircut, huh? Thanks to the people over at Kids Hair Etc for making sure we… instagram.com/p/B-DAGxIgYKQ/…

Using the prompts from my insta stories, I picked one today and just got dressed. Pop of red for the win! Red shoes, red lip gloss, and red popsicles...just like the ones at waltdisneyworld that Thomas and I love… instagram.com/p/B-qUZTkgKWV/…

I’m doing this thing where I try to get dressed every day even though I’m not going anywhere. And it’s definitely been mood boosting! I have some prompts that I snagged from someone else but this isn’t one of… instagram.com/p/B-ruvD4gEJe/…

I cried for a whole day and a half last week, which is why my eyes look this puffy and swollen. I cried because the unknown is freaking me out. (Maybe I need to take a tip from Elsa? 😆). But then the photographer… instagram.com/p/B-uW7fqge0S/…

The quest to get dressed could have been derailed yesterday when I put on this outfit and felt kinda...yuck. I still wore it all day. I was determined not to sit all day in my softies. And then Brandon came home… instagram.com/p/B-xDwwagcWu/…

Last Easter, here’s what we were doing. Sweating our asses off, in the middle of the Orlando heat, just to snag a pic with Mr and Mrs Bunny at waltdisneyworld ...and what I wouldn’t give to be back there with chub… instagram.com/p/B-6LqDiAY6h/…

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

Those of you that can keep a clean house with toddler/boys (in general, not just during covid)...I really wish I would’ve gotten that letter to Hogwarts.

Y’all know I literally hear this in Amber Patrice Riley voice right? How about “bless my soul, Herc was on a roll?” Yep, it just hits right.

Disney is taking resort reservations for June 1. When would go back to #Disney? Here’s What Reopened Disney Parks Might Look Like TravelPulse travelpulse.com/news/entertain… #travelnews #traveltribe #travel

Oof. Well. Let’s rewrite this script better than the drama that it was before.

Just posted a photo @ New Orleans, Louisiana instagram.com/p/CFRKU-2geaS/…

My dad sends me a valentine every year. Even at 35, it’s nice to know the first man in my life loves me most.