hamburger help me

hm. joke didnt land. now i have a bonus challenge, show everyone im normal about a joke not landing

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Michael didn't care about who Justin Timberlake is (*cheers from the crowd*) because Michael is a cop (*boos from the crowd*) who has been infuriating the rich for months (*conflicted noises from the crowd*).

vocals-wise, eddie vedder is the male shakira. i will not be elaborating further.

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#smilingfriends

It would be amazing to visit Britain 2000 years ago, before all the ancient forest was cut down, when the Romans considered it to be a haunted and fearful island

am i allowed to mourn what my life could’ve turned out like if the pandemic didn’t completely fuck my college experience

“I love you babies!” IM CRYING

the roses in my garden are blooming….is this what pure joy feels like………

i love when bad bitches dress like Adam Sandler

i will not be tuning in to watch the dementia-addled genocide enabler and the rapist behind the insurrection babble incoherently at each other for an hour and a half lmao what a joke

it’s my day off, it’s raining outside, and i just got a new book

bye for now! love ya!!