If I send you a meme/video, means I like you If I respond/react to some shit you send me, I fuckin love you

Insane how much has changed in the last couple years

Its going to be a great day.........

Just tried to put a blunt behind my ear (like you’d do a pen) BUT I FORGOT MY SHIT WAS LIT

Lots of y’all don’t grind for shit but you be heavy on social media speaking how you do.

Lookin at dudes from my highschool class is mad, the funny chubby dude got yoked, my buff bearded bro lookin like someone’s dad, the SILLIEST kid from jr high is a straight up car salesman in a suit lookin more professional then I’ve looked ever. Weirded out yo

Idk who needs to hear this but don’t eat 800 grams of almonds in two days

Yo if you’re not smokin but still standing in the circle don’t give me a face when I pass you the shit to pass to the next man, just pass that shit and carry on ffs

Psa: if your lady ever drags you to Costco, those Costco carts build up a stupid amount of static electricity for who’s ever pushing, basically giving you the ability to shock your girl on demand subsequently causing her to stop taking you on Costco trips 👍

Frienldly reminder if you don’t vote you don’t get to bitch about a system you’ve made no effort to change 😌

Crazy how you can go from waiting so hard to grow up to literally needing to subtract your birth year from the current year to remember your age

Best piece of advice I ever got was in the form of scolding, buddy was bustin my balls for not doing something I was interested in because it made me uncomfortable. He said “you think God put you where you are to sit pretty? You think life is about comfort?”

We are not what was done to us We are what we do unto others

Did Connor McDavid break a tooth this game??

You hard shell taco bitches are evil and you needa be destroyed

I googled “tooth under microscope” and I no longer want these hoes in my mouth 🤮

Men please, flip your phone upside down, use the front facing camera as a mirror while you shave and take a picture of the face you make while shaving your chin. I’ve been laughing at myself for like 15 minutes here

You’re born alone and you die alone. You can pick who you live with but God’ll pick who you die by

It’s giving Tuesday in Edmonton so check out some charities, plenty of them are partnered with companies that will match every donation. givingtuesday.ca/partners/givin…

I can’t lie, I’m old enough to need math in order to remember my age but I’m not old enough to know how tf to fold a fitted sheet